Crazy weekend in a sentence

Bulls: too strong.
Hurricanes: good start.
Chiefs: best SA tour in history.
Stormers: Gotta get better.
Reds: Wait and see.
Crusaders: What the hell?
Brumbies: Brave effort, but still no points.
Blues: Get better or die.
Cheetahs: Much improved effort.
Waratahs: Try trying some tries.
Sharks: The hardest is yet to come.
Lions: 65 and still they lost.
Highlanders: What do you need to win a game?
Force: Weakness.